{"id":75,"date":"2007-05-04T11:06:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T18:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/?p=75"},"modified":"2007-05-04T11:06:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T18:06:00","slug":"mucha-sea-turtle-lucha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"Mucha Sea Turtle Lucha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s a tenuous horror\/dark fantasy connection.&nbsp; A tie to Cinco De Mayo is just plain weak.<\/p>\n<p>Know whut?&nbsp; We&#8217;re posting it anyway.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sciam.com\/article.cfm?chanID=sa003&amp;articleID=5398C59D-E7F2-99DF-3DE3D4A4584364D7&amp;ref=rss\">Mexican Wrestler Goes to the Mat for Endangered Sea Turtles<\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>Hijo del Santo<\/i>!&nbsp; I-am-glad-you&#8217;re-here!<\/p>\n<p>Oh bite me, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0776519\/\">it&#8217;s fun<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s a tenuous horror\/dark fantasy connection.&nbsp; A tie to Cinco De Mayo is just plain weak. Know whut?&nbsp; We&#8217;re posting it anyway. Mexican Wrestler Goes to the Mat for Endangered Sea Turtles Hijo del Santo!&nbsp; I-am-glad-you&#8217;re-here! Oh bite me, it&#8217;s fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}