{"id":68,"date":"2007-01-27T01:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-27T08:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/?p=68"},"modified":"2007-01-27T01:56:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-27T08:56:00","slug":"what-if-you-staged-an-invasion-and-nobody-came","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"What if you staged an invasion and nobody came?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the &#8220;Saturday Live&#8221; folks had us on, all right.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Wow&#8230;so that&#8217;s what fondue forks feel like.<\/p>\n<p>A forty-second clip, taken out of context.&nbsp; And boy, did they have a laugh at our expense.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I walked right into that propellor, didn&#8217;t I?&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I&#8217;ll keep my personal copy&#8230;a little reminder to watch my nose.<\/p>\n<p>Very little.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, the &#8220;Saturday Live&#8221; folks had us on, all right.&nbsp; Wow&#8230;so that&#8217;s what fondue forks feel like. A forty-second clip, taken out of context.&nbsp; And boy, did they have a laugh at our expense. Well, I walked right into that propellor, didn&#8217;t I?&nbsp; Anyway, I&#8217;ll keep my personal copy&#8230;a little reminder to watch my nose. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}