{"id":46,"date":"2006-05-11T22:28:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T05:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/?p=46"},"modified":"2006-05-11T22:28:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T05:28:00","slug":"more-david-bowie-than-bing-crosby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"More David Bowie Than Bing Crosby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, here we are in San Francisco on the second day of our trip.&nbsp; We would&#8217;ve posted something sooner, but we&#8217;d gotten only two hours of sleep.&nbsp; Getting ready for the trip down south got kinda sorta rilly-rilly hectic.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Day one:&nbsp; We stopped across the bay, in Alameda.&nbsp; Y&#8217;know, where they keep the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startrek.com\/startrek\/view\/series\/MOV\/004\/index.html\">nu-clee-arr wessels<\/a>.&nbsp; Thanks to the folks at the Willamette Radio Workshop, we were blessed by the hospitality of former Portlanders Bob and Laura Lundy-Paine for our first night.&nbsp; There was lasagna and kittens and everything.<\/p>\n<p>Day two:&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; After a quick stop at my favorite Mexican restaurant in the whole fricking world &#8212; <em>it&#8217;s mine, you understand?! mine, mine, mine, go, go, go!<\/em> &#8212; we hit the Golden Gateway Holiday Inn, the site for this year&#8217;s World Horror Convention.&nbsp; It doesn&#8217;t start till Friday, but today was time to sign in, set up our tables in the dealer&#8217;s room, and say a few hellos.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>The real horror (hence the mention of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Scary_Monsters_(and_Super_Creeps)\">Bowie<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000001J79\/104-1194454-2690305?v=glance&amp;n=5174\">and<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0034862\/\">Bing<\/a>) began once we had to pay for our parking space.&nbsp; It wasn&#8217;t a parking fee.&nbsp; It was a ransom.&nbsp; And they didn&#8217;t even accept plastic.&nbsp; We had to go back into the hotel just to use the ATM.&nbsp; At least highwaymen didn&#8217;t make you load their guns <em>before <\/em>they robbed you&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately we&#8217;ve already gotten some interest from would-be customers.&nbsp; And the con hasn&#8217;t even started yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, here we are in San Francisco on the second day of our trip.&nbsp; We would&#8217;ve posted something sooner, but we&#8217;d gotten only two hours of sleep.&nbsp; Getting ready for the trip down south got kinda sorta rilly-rilly hectic.&nbsp; Day one:&nbsp; We stopped across the bay, in Alameda.&nbsp; Y&#8217;know, where they keep the nu-clee-arr wessels.&nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}