{"id":36,"date":"2006-02-07T19:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-08T02:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/?p=36"},"modified":"2006-02-07T19:01:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-08T02:01:00","slug":"upcoming-podcast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.afterhell.com\/news\/?p=36","title":{"rendered":"Upcoming Podcast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been teasing our podcast for a while now.&nbsp; This is barely seven days&#8217; notice, but we&#8217;re making sure that it&#8217;s running on all cylinders.<\/p>\n<p>As I&#8217;m so fond of saying, spread the word:&nbsp; There will be a special Valentine&#8217;s Day podcast.&nbsp; This will be the world premiere of &#8220;Sleepless Days,&#8221; one of the stories from our second CD.&nbsp; You&#8217;ll find a new RSS feed on the website and here in a blog entry for that joyous day.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>Music video channels have stolen this bittersweet holiday and turned it into a twisted, maudlin thing.&nbsp; Afterhell is stealing it back.&nbsp; Well, okay, probably not.&nbsp; It was just fun to say.&nbsp; But seriously, folks&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Our cast and some of our supporters have heard rough mixes, but this will be the first time anyone has heard the final mix.&nbsp; On the downside, the story will be slightly abridged.&nbsp; A few minutes have been snipped here and there.&nbsp; To hear the entire story, you need the new CD.&nbsp; Yeah, I had to stick it to ya.&nbsp; But you&#8217;ll want to see the cool art design, won&#8217;tcha?<\/p>\n<p>Remember:&nbsp; February 14th, St. Valentine&#8217;s Day Afterhell podcast.&nbsp; Tell your friends, family, and other tolerant familiars.&nbsp; Don&#8217;t bother telling your cats.&nbsp; They don&#8217;t listen anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, I wanted to put in a final word about Showtime&#8217;s <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Masters of Horror<\/span> series.&nbsp; It&#8217;s wrapped up its first run of 13 episodes, which are coming out on DVD in the weeks and months to come.&nbsp; And it&#8217;s been renewed for a second season later in the year, if the voices in my head are anything to go by.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve posted comments on it here and my personal blog.&nbsp; I thought I&#8217;d finish all that with thoughts on the last few eps.&nbsp; I also thought I&#8217;d experiment with the lj-cut function, whimsical person that I am.<\/p>\n<p><lj-cut>&#8220;Sick Girl&#8221;<br \/>This is a goofy, surprisingly mature piece of tongue-in-cheek social commentary, courtesy of director Lucky McKee.&nbsp; A scientist tries to manage the newest acquisition for her collection of living insects and her new stalker girlfriend at the time.&nbsp; Yeah, she has a girlfriend.&nbsp; And it&#8217;s done with a remarkable degree of sympathy and maturity.&nbsp; Actresses Angela Bettis and Erin Brown are the heart of the piece.&nbsp; They carry this off-center hybrid of satire, slapstick, and grade-z horror like naturals.&nbsp; Angela Bettis creates a deliberately wonky, courageous and heartfelt character that could&#8217;ve turned into a joke. Erin Brown, fomerly soft-porn schlock siren Misty Mundae, holds her own easily, giving us a charming and sympathetic performance.&nbsp; (To think I actually had to research softcore pr0n to get in the loop on this&#8230;.)&nbsp; It strains credulity here and there, but the skillful juggling of classic horror tropes, cheeky laughs, and modern social issues make this ep special.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Fair-Haired Child&#8221;<br \/>Director William Malone, who did the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0185371\/\">1999 <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">House on Haunted Hill <\/span>remake<\/a> (and which I liked more than I thought I would), offers a stylish, modern-day Gothic tale with blood and psychodrama mixed in.&nbsp; This is a story about innocence and devotion gone horribly wrong.&nbsp; I&#8217;ve probably revealed too much of the plot already.&nbsp; Watching the story unfold, peeling its layers back a little at a time, until you get the whole tragic picture is part of the fun.&nbsp; The ending seems a little rushed, but the plot twist and the panache in which it&#8217;s delivered makes it worthwhile.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pick Me Up&#8221;<br \/>I&#8217;ll put it simply and bluntly.&nbsp; Michael Moriatry&#8217;s talents are wasted in this ep.&nbsp; Director Larry Cohen and writer David Schow, two seasoned veterans of the horror genre, should be ashamed.&nbsp; I think they were trying to do an O. Henry kind of serial killer face-off here.&nbsp; And even with the gore and sheer sadism involved, it would&#8217;ve worked if they had done it with believable &#8212; not even sympathetic, but believable &#8212; characters and a less contrived ending.&nbsp; Instead they settle for shrill caricatures of cynical, paranoid urban dwellers and a rip-off ending that would&#8217;ve better suited <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Tales from the Crypt<\/span>.&nbsp; Michael Moriatry is stuck with this blood-splattered turkey, forced to carry the whole story while playing brilliantly, charmingly against type.&nbsp; But it&#8217;s not enough.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Haeckel&#8217;s Tale&#8221;<br \/>John MacNaughton, the director of <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Wild Things<\/span> and <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer<\/span>.&nbsp; Mick Garris, the creator of the TV series.&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clivebarker.com\/\">Clive Barker<\/a>, one of the true masters of horror, the man who gave us <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Hellraiser <\/span>and <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">The Thief of Always<\/span>.&nbsp; They come together on one project and adapt a story where Clive Barker returns to his erotic horror roots for the first time in many years.&nbsp; It&#8217;s creepy, dark, and foreboding&#8230;a Gothic, almost Lovecraftian probing into sexual mores.&nbsp; &nbsp; This episode should be reallyreallyreally cool.&nbsp; Right?&nbsp; Dontcha think?&nbsp; Yeah, I thought so too.&nbsp; Then why do I feel so underwhelmed?&nbsp; Was it&#8230;because I could see the plot twists from 100 klicks out?&nbsp; Oh yeah, that was it.&nbsp; But Clive Barker doesn&#8217;t do boring, predictable stuff.&nbsp; It&#8217;s like a good Pauly Shore movie.&nbsp; It can happen, but someone, maybe two someones, maybe the director and the screenwriter, would have go out of their way to turn this story into paint-by-numbers.&nbsp; Until you&#8217;re really short on T&amp;A opportunities, skip this ep.&nbsp; Ironically&#8230;it&#8217;s a horrible way to end a horror series. <\/lj-cut><\/p>\n<p>Okay, so much for all that.&nbsp; See ya in seven days.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been teasing our podcast for a while now.&nbsp; This is barely seven days&#8217; notice, but we&#8217;re making sure that it&#8217;s running on all cylinders. 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